Meet Bob Bird

Bob is the newest addition to mom and dad's house. Mom made him out of gutter metal and a pop rivet gun. Anyway, I saw him this morning before he was finished, and I've gotta say - he looks much better now! I couldn't see the vision mom had, but now, he's very handsome. Apparently, she made him so that other birds would stop pooping on her mailbox. Unfortunately, Bob's not doing his job. Maybe he needs a fluorescent stripe?