Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Baby Gate Claims Another Victim

The new baby gate's vicious rampage continues. The gate claimed another victim when it attacked me this evening on my way from the kitchen to the bedroom. It was the fourth violent attack in as many days. The gate started its rampage when it attacked Tom last Thursday - his injuries included a suspected broken sternum. After a couple quiet evenings, the gate struck again last night and again this evening.

Officials in Bergemuda are urging guests to take care when moving around the first floor, especially after dusk, when the gate is most likely to attack.

The gate's first victim, Tom, is in a crappy, but stable mood. His injuries were the first non-self-inflicted wounds he's sustained in years.

Officials in Bergemuda have decided to continue plans for a grand opening on April 30, 2009. They said they would continue warnings and take all necessary precautions.

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