Yesterday, Sarah, Jodi, and I went to the salon for pedicures. While waiting for our toes to dry, the subject of the Easter Bunny came up. Here are some little-known truths about the bunny (and some other good information to know):
- Apparently, the bunny travels with bunny ninja protectors.
- The bunnies at the mall are representatives of the big guy himself.
- According to Sarah, the bunny is 4 ft tall (he's 6 ft according to Julia and 2 ft according to Jodi).
- The bunny is naked (scandalous!): he's got white fur and pink ears and carries a basket.
- He eats magic carrots and transports from house to house on Easter morning.
- In the off season, the bunny and his BFF cupid hang out at the pool (occasionally, they invite Santa to join them).
- Also in the off season, the bunny and cupid go to Mr. MacGregor's garden where the bunny snacks on carrots and cupid shoots arrows at Mr. MacGregor.
I think that basically covers it. Now you know the rest of the story.
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